I AM MCDAMMIT: GOD OF BABES, TEXT POSTS, AND DESTRUCTION
My name is Chris
I’m 20 and my sexuality is akin to that of a charismatic stallion.
I spend my free time tracing pictures of pokemon, thinking of dumb text posts, and masturbating using my tears as lube.
I attempt going to school but I’m bad at it and usually fail.
I used to be really average at pole vaulting.
Oh and I have a stretchy face and a penchant for drinking bleach.
This is Melia
This picture pretty much says everything about her so I’ll just use that
She’s on here occasionally but not really so don’t get your hopes up
