January 2012
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
atlaswasright:
if you’re gonna be drunk and on tumblr at least send me new years nudes
pokemon trainer: fufufufufu...
pokemon trainer actually has a stutter and is trying to say fuck you
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atlaswasright:
queenqueefs:
if you’re a boy with a nice sized penis you should feel blessed
i do
meccaisgay:
Wow you guys make it seem you are special for being sober or special for being drunk newsflash none of you are special and you all suck
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josephasfoury:
i’m so happy
everyone ever is my new years kiss
i am kissing everyone
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africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
buddhabrot:
my resolution is to smoke more weed
y0gurt:
The people that want to kiss me at midnight:
atlaswasright:
new year’s resolution
stop being such a big dumb dummy
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kingoftrapmas:
fuck school and drugs and my parents and booze and authority and society man fuck the world and bitches im hardcore as fuck mom can you drive me to the show
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girl: i'm pansexual
me: what's that?
girl: it means that i would date anyone... gay, straight, lesbian, bi, trans... etc..
me: doesn't that mean ur just desperate
When I woke up I ran into the streets screaming ‘WHAT YEAR IS THIS?’
I just woke up oops
December 2011
hyliam:
lesbian porn is very hot
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I just try to be as obnoxious as possible and I end up making really good friends and making loads of people hate me but idec because I’m the best
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If I tell you I want to lick your stomach it’s a secret code that means I want to lick your stomach
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hyliam:
the word of the day is now poop
Liam if you are pooping then you and I are pooping at the same time it’s like we’re pooping together