Follow Trae.

We are long lost Twin brothers.

You see, there was a complication in out birth.

Our mother went into labor late on November 6th, 1991.

Trae was born a few hours later, on the seventh.

I however tried to come out feet-first, and had fully formed, size 10.5 (American) feet.

The hospital staff had no idea what to do besides wait for me to kick apart our mother’s vagina till it no longer existed.

The process took untill December 23, 1991.

No one could care for Trae when he was born, as our father faked his death by blowing up a phone booth in Bangkok, Thailand 2 months prior to move to Canada. He changed his name to Chad Kroeger and joined some shitty band or something.

Our mother did all she could by giving him away when he was able to leave the hospital.

Thank Buddha, we found each other again mere days ago when I perused the Dexter tag on Tumblr and reblogged a post of his.

We’ve been together ever since.